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Beer of the Moment...
So I can taste the vanilla part, but I’m having a hard time convincing myself that this is a porter. It’s dark, and heavy, but the aftertaste……(taking a few sips….) Yeah, that definitely tastes like my childhood community swimming pool. Too much chlorine and testosterone. Not enough pussy or porter. Seriously, it has a distinct chlorine aftertaste. I have never disliked a porter this much…. But I’ve only got 5 oz left, and I am never one to waste alcohol, so…….BRB…… sorry, I had to go throw up… 4 oz more… Wish me luck.
Golf Course of the Moment...
At $35.00 including lunch (with coupon), I figured it would be worth the 35 minute drive. I was able to walk on and get out within minutes. On to the course. Being that the course is situated in the heart of Eastlake, there was not a single hole without houses on at least one side. Most tee shots can be put in the fairway as errant shots are funneled away from houses. Water seems to be emphasized, yet the lakes were easy enough to play around. In fact, my ball found more water in the sand traps than in the lakes. The sand was hard, wet, and thick just like my….. Oh, wait, family site. Moving on… The greens were rougher than they looked, but were fairly true. Try to stay below the hole on the greens as most slope back to front and are tiered. The GPS was helpful, and the lunch was as good as a hot dog and a bag of fritos can be. This is the Riverwalk of the ‘Burbs.Overall, since this is Beerngolf.com, Coors Lite seems to be a good comparison for me. Definitely not my first or second choice, but a safe choice if in the mood for an easy round that goes down smooth.
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